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♪ Things
Can Only Get Better ♪

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Hi, it's Janet. I'm
probably available right now,

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but couldn't be
holed talking to you.

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Janet, it's Gemma.
I haven't slept a wink.

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Have you left for London yet?

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Promise to send me
lots of pictures of you

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and your boyfriend!

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And you have to
tell me who it is.

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Hey, it's me.

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Listen, don't come to the
flat. Frankie has dropped off

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her keys yet. Don't want
you bumping into each other.

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I'll meet you at the
airport. Much more romantic.

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Can't wait to see you!

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OK. One more
guess. Is it Paul McCartney? No.

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He's too old. Is it Mel
Gibson? No, he's not English.

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Is it the-

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'Hello. this is your
captain speaking.

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'We're will shortly be starting
our descent into London,

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'where the weather
is... overcast.

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'Showers expected
this afternoon.'

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Woohoo! London.

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Oooh! Go on you boyee!

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Trays up, please.

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♪ I've got my personal
hell to deal with

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♪ And then you say

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♪ "Walk my path

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♪ Wear my shoes

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♪ Talk like that,
I'll be an angel"

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♪ Things...

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♪ Can only get better

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♪ Now I've found you


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♪ Sonf fades ♪

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Hey you. You all right, mate?

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Have you been
drinking? Hmm? No.

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You taste of chardonnay. Oh,
well, if you mean Chardonnay.

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It
o'clock in the morning!

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It's my first time in London.
- Let me enjoy myself. - Oh...

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It's good to see you.

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You too.

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Mmm...

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Mmm... OK. Right, OK.

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So where are we gonna go first?

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These are all the
places I want to see.

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You made a list? Yep.
Buckingham Palace.

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- No.
- Tower of London. Tower Bridge. Covent Garden.

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- The Jack the Ripper toru.
- No. Oh, Primark on Oxford Street.

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- You're only here for one day!
- Yes. And I want to make the most of it.

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Look, I worked out a schedule.

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Is there room in
the schedule for...

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Well, avisit to "Big Ben."

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Oh! I forgot about Big Ben.
- No, no, no. - I mean...

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A little... You know.

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Did you just call your - penis Big Ben?
- Yeah.

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Uh...

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I've never given it a
nickname before. Quite fun.

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I see why other
people do it now.

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Have to ask, have to ask, what
is going on with this hat?

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What? I always wear a hat. You
never wore a hat in Belfast.

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OK, look, I just...

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I don't want to be
recognised. I just...

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I don't want any
Fannigans ruining the day.

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- Any what?
- My fan base, The Fannigans.

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Seamus O'Hannigan's fans - the - Fannigans.
- Hmm.

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Hmm.

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So hey - how
go with Frankie?

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Oh, yeah.

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It was...

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It was pretty
rough. Can imagine.

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I hate break-ups.
- Me too. - Did she cry?

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You know what? Do you mind if we
don't talk about it? Sorry, it's...

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Still pretty raw. Yeah, OK.

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Where you off to?
Mary Lee Bowen Road, please.

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Um, Marylebone Road. Thanks.

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Are we going
there? Oh, my God.

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- Was that you?
- Yeah. They're really getting behind the show.

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Seriously, where are we going?

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Oh, can you just dump
me in here? Thanks.

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Fuck off.

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You know, I've actually met lots
of these people in real life.

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You've met Keanu Reeves?

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Uh... That's Tom Hardy.

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Oh.

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You've met Tom Hardy?

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No. But I've met Eddie Redmayne.

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Yeah,
right you have.

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John Boyega.

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Helen Mirren.
- Helen. Are you being serious? - Yeah!

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Got her phone number somewhere.

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This is basically like a
dinner party around my place

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on Tuesday night. Right.

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Yeah, but have you met The Rock?

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He's a ride.

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Can't stand the Rock.

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Oh, love 'him.

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Seriously? That's a REAL man.

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Oof! I reckon I
could take him.

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Put them up, big guy!

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Stop.

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Excuse me, sir. Could you...

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not do that, please? Sorry.
I was just trying to prove

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a point to my friend
here. She's gone.

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- She was here.
- Mm-hmm. I'm just gonna sit.

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Ah! Now, now this is
where they'd put you.

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Is this it? No Thatcher?

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No Blair?

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Yeah, nobody cares
about politics.

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How can you say that?
Politics is life!

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Life is about change. And
politics is the engine

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that drives human progress.

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That's actually quite clever
- I should Tweet that.

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Fannigans will bloody love it.

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Politics isn't life.

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Your phone isn't life.

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This is life.

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Oh. Sorry. We don't...

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We're just leaving.
- OK, thank you. - Yeah.

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Sorry.

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- There you are.
- Thank you. - Thanks.

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Can I get a coffee on here?

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You ever been on a bis before?

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Not for years.

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They don't sell coffee
on buses, you balloon.

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So, I've had a very
exciting job offer.

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Oh, yeah? What is it?

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It's a documentary series.
Big American broadcaster.

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And I'll be presenting.

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Oh my God, that is exciting!

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America! Woo hoo!

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Oh, thank you.

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So does that mean you
have to move to America?

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Well, it's actually
filming in Belfast.

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What, like. Belfast,
Belfast? My Belfast?

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Yeah. It's about the troubles.

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- Right?
- It's aiming to be the definitive history of the conflict.

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A deep dive, as it were.

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And I was thinking
that you could help.

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Right. Come on, mate,
we're ready to go!

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So we're planning on
interviewing all the major

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players. John Major, Tony Blair,

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maybe even Bill Clinton.

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You want to interview anyone
actually from Northern Ireland?

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Oh yeah. We'll
talk to all sides.

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Maybe you can introduce me
to some loyalist terrorists.

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Not everyone from Northern Ireland is a
terrorist, you know. No. Sorry. Course not.

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Right.

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Seamus! I love you!

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God!

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So she one of the Fannigans?

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Well...

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truthfully, the Fannigans were
about 25 people on Reddit.

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The numbers have been
going up every day.

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Getting recognised more and
more since the show'as been on.

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It feels a bit weird.

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So you might actually
be famous then.

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Well... maybe London Famous.

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Ugh, it
my neck!

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Oh, here we are.

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Hey. So I was thinking...

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for research, we could talk
about your direct experience

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in the troubles.

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Most people weren't
really affected by it.

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Of course they were. I
mean, they must been.

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I was affected by it, and I
didn't even grow up there.

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Er... How were you
affected by that?

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Well...

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OK, so, um... Tt's...

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All right. I was I was in
the post office with my muom.

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It must have been about six.

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But it came on the news
that this British soldier

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had been killed in Belfast.
So the guy behind the counter,

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when he when he hears
my mom's accent, he...

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he refuses to serve her.

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And he said...

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"Fuck off, you Irish bitch."

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What's your mum do?

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She just left.

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With hur head down.

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She didn't speak for
the rest of the day.

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But I'm sure it was harder
if you were actually...

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- Ha! Hello there.
- Two, please. - Oh, I'll these.

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No, no, no, it's all right.
- - I've got it. - Right. - Yeah.

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Yup. PerFect. Thanks very much.

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Frankie?

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What's she ringing
for? Oh, yeah, she...

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She probably just wants to
collect some of her stuff.

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You gonna ring her back?

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Nah.

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Welcome everyne! To hear
a tale of Saucy Jack.

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And the terror he
visited upon Ye olde London town.

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Follow me, if you dare.

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You OK?

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What's wrong?

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Didn't do it.

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I didn't break up with Frankie.

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Annie Chapman
was the next victim.

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Her bloodthirsty killer
pulled out her intestines,

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- placed them on her
shoulder. - Ugh.

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Done it in my head.

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In my head I'm with you, in my
head I've broken up with her.

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Oh good. We'll just keep
going out in your head.

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If we get serious, we could rent an
apartment in that stupid fucking hat.

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Oh, my God.

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That's why you're wearing it. Because
you can't be seen in public with me.

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Look, I am going to leave
her. So why haven't you?

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Because I'm scared. Because I
don't want to be the bad guy.

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You know, I don't... I don't
want to hurt her feelings.

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No problem hurting mine,
though, do you?

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Are you going to answer
that fucking phone?

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Please, Janet. Fuck
off and leave me alone!

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Sorry. Apolgise for the
colourful language. Look,

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I just... can't do these kinds
of public displays of emotion.

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Frankie would never behave like
this. You fucking scare me.

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I never - I never know
what you're gonna do next.

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Hey, miss. The
fuck are you looking at?

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Jesus. Look, I'm sorry. I tried to break
up, but I just couldn't. I'm a coward.

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You're not gonna do it. If you were
going to, you'd have done it by now.

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She can give you things
I can't. Like what?

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Like... She can tell you how
to interview politicians.

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My producers do that.

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She looks really good in your on
the red carpet or film premieres.

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You look amazing
on a red carpet.

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I don't want to go
on a red carpet.

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I don't want my picture - in the papers.
- That's my life.

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That, that... That's what
I want to share with you!

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Well, I don't want
that kind of life.

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Well, how could we
go anywhere? Exactly?

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Look, can't.

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I was really excited about
today, and this is shit.

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London's shit! Everything's
turned into shit.

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It's not shit. Look,
I fucking loved today.

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I fucking loved Madame Tussauds.

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We're not meant to be together.

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I'm not meant to be with you.
You know that's not true.

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You didn't break up with
Frankie for a reason.

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- That's a sign.
- It's not a sign of anything. You're just scared.

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And I'm scared too.
But, you know...

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But we can do this. I'm
gonna break up with her now.

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And then we'll be together
and... And that's it.

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From now on, we will only
be honest with each other.

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No more secrets. OK?

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We could never be
honest with each other.

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Seamus! Is that you?

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Did you get my voicemail?

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I have had amazing news.

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Hi. Are you hungry?
Have you had lunch?

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Hi.

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I've been seeing someone else.

248
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And I'm leaving you for her.

249
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,720
I'm sorry. It just sort
happened. I'm not...

250
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,520
Never done this before.

251
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,920
Frankie?

252
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,359
So who is it?

253
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,559
Is that important?

254
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,279
It's not Vivian, is it?
No, it's not Viv, no.

255
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,279
So who is it?

256
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,480
It's Janet. Janet.

257
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,999
Oh, my God. That's your
cousin. No, no, no, no, no.

258
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,879
Definitely not my cousin. We made that
up, a lie so you wouldn't suspect.

259
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,839
Oh. I can't fucking
believe this.

260
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,599
I can't fucking
believe this, Janet.?

261
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,759
Did you fuck her that night? The cottage?
No. We hadn't done anything by then.

262
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,199
So when did you do something?

263
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,399
A... few days ago.

264
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,239
I mean, we'd had a kiss.

265
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,559
We talked about it. But
in terms of the actual...

266
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,879
I don't need the details, do I?
She feels terrible about this.

267
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,440
We both do-Oh, fuck her!

268
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,080
Are we gonnan try
to get past this?

269
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,919
Because I don't know if I can.

270
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,359
Well, no...

271
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,639
- No?
- No, see, there's nothing to get past.

272
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,959
I...

273
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,839
I'm leaving you,

274
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,440
and I'm going to be with Janet.

275
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,520
And I love her.

276
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,960
Do you love her?

277
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,879
Yes. Why? I'm sorry.

278
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,599
I'm just... It doesn't make sense
to me, The two of you together.

279
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,159
I don't know what you see in
her. What do you love about her?

280
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,879
I mean, she's funny.
- She makes me laugh. - You don't laugh.

281
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,599
You're not a laugher.

282
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,680
I am When I'm with her.

283
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,279
We argue all the time.

284
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,959
What do you argue about?

285
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,759
Everything.

286
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,240
I think she's a
fucking nightmare.

287
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,960
You know, when I'm with
her, though, I feel like...

288
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,039
Like how
I'm meant to feel

289
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,679
Like I'm a kid.

290
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,359
Like, like my whole world.

291
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,959
I'm gonna be sick.

292
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,520
Oh, shit.

293
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,199
Frankie?

294
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,159
Frankie?

295
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,079
I just want to say...

296
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,399
I really did think we'd
be together for the rest

297
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,879
of our lives.

298
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,519
James McAvoy looked at me at
the Evening Standard Awards.

299
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,079
I could've fuckedt James McAvoy.

300
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,239
- Yeah.
- The amount of A-list actors I could have been with

301
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,959
these six years and I've wasted all
this time with a fucking Newsreader.

302
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,519
- I'm not a newsreader.
- Richard Madden looked at me too, I think.

303
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,719
I could've had a Scottish threesome
with James McAvoy and Richard Madden.

304
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,319
Just because they looked
at you? Skepta. Benedict.

305
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,239
Tom. Which Tom?

306
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,640
All the fucking Toms!

307
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,520
I know. I know. Would
you leave me alone?

308
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,920
Fucking hell!

309
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,079
You're so vain.

310
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,639
You're so shallow.

311
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,199
Even with all your fake
fucking feminism, Seamus,

312
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,919
you still can't bear to be with a
woman who earns more money than you.

313
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,799
Well, we earn roughly the
same kind of money, so.

314
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,119
Well, not anymore.

315
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,479
What do you mean?

316
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,280
I got the Guillermi
del Toro.

317
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,239
You got the lead in the movie?
That's why I was calling you!

318
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,199
I couldn't wait to tell
you. I just found out.

319
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,039
No, don't touch
me. I'm... I'm.

320
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,439
I'm genuinely so happy,
Frankie. Congratulations.

321
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,120
You knew - That's why
you're getting out.

322
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,079
I'm gonna be more famous than you.
I couldn't give a fuck about it,

323
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,039
but I know it means
everything to you.

324
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,439
Which is why you're leaving me
for a fucking shop assistant.

325
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,039
Don't call her that. Oh. Why
are you doing this to me?

326
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,800
Look, I'm just...

327
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,919
I'm sorry.

328
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,119
I'm sorry, Frankie.

329
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,160
So...

330
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,359
Well, how do you
want to announce it?

331
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,479
I'll tweet, you Insta.

332
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,719
"Amicable Break-Up.
Respect our privacy."

333
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,080
The usual. Thank you.

334
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,599
♪ DJANGO DJANGO: Default ♪
Taxi!

335
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,000
Wait!

336
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,520
Can you just, uh... head
for the centre of town?

337
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,000
I'm not picking up.

338
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,799
'Hi, it's Janet. I'm
probably available right now,

339
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,199
'but I couldn't be holed
talking to.'

340
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,279
'Hi, it's Janet...'

341
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,039
'I'm probably available
right now.' Fuck!

342
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,959
'..Holed talking
to you." Janet.

343
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,319
I did it.

344
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,199
Um, I fucking did it.

345
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,839
Listen, you're wrong about us.

346
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,119
I know this can work.

347
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,759
I'm coming to find you.

348
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,519
♪ And now you wann boot it up

349
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,639
♪ You gave it all you got... ♪

350
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,279
Fuck.

351
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,839
Seamus O'Hannigan!

352
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,359
That's me.

353
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,279
Get out the fucking car.

354
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,639
What's going on?
What's going on?

355
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,119
I listened to your radio show
every day for three years

356
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,839
and on every fuckin' issue

357
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,719
You were in the wrong. Trump,
Brexit, Scottish independence.

358
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,679
Why did you listen to my
radio show for three years

359
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,039
If you thought that... I
don't have time for this.

360
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,359
Just tell me what I owe ypu. I
don't want your fuckin' money.

361
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,200
Fine, then.

362
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,839
Fuck. Can't get out the car.

363
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,399
Of course you cannae.

364
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,119
It's 'cause you're a useless,
metrosexual arsehole.

365
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,080
Fuck off. Bloody
gammon dickhead.

366
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440
Andrew Neil would flatten
you, you forking wanker!

367
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,399
Hey!

368
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,799
Hey.

369
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,160
Janet! I did it!

370
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,120
Janet!

371
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Hey! Hey!

372
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,719
You're going the wrong way!

373
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,599
This is crazy. I just...

374
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,959
I just got into a massive fight
with a taxi driver, and he...

375
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,879
And he threw me out
his cab right by you.

376
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,079
If you're looking for a sign,
there's your fucking sign!

377
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,359
I...

378
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,239
I finished it with Frankie.

379
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,800
I did it.

380
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,199
You don't believe me?

381
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,600
Cause I really
did it, I promise.

382
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,720
I have to tell you something,

383
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,080
Uh-huh.

384
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,759
So whatever I told
you, I wasn't really

385
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,279
affected by the Troubles...

386
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,879
- Yeah.
- Not completely true.

387
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,120
OK. I don't know
how to say this.

388
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,119
When I was 19, I joined
a loyalist splinter group

389
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,479
called the LDV.

390
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,040
A terrorist Group? I didn't
kill anyone or anything.

391
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,519
But I was arrested,
and I spent, like,

392
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,720
three years in
Maghaberry prison.

393
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,640
Look, it was just something
stupid I did when I was a kid.

394
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,040
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
before you broke up with Frankie.

395
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,759
You OK?

396
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,199
Look, I know it's a lot to
take in. Maybe we could, like,

397
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,879
we could talk about
it somewhere else.

398
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,360
If you want to go
for a drink, or...

399
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,679
Seamus, fucking say something, - please.
- Fucking hell!

400
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,679
I just ended a six year - relationship for you.
- I know.

401
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,799
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I just left one of the world's most beautiful actresses

402
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,639
for a loyalist
fucking terrorist!

403
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,159
Keep
your voice down!

404
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,519
I'm not a terrorist!

405
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,359
Any more. It was a
lifetime ago. I was a kid.

406
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,440
Why didn't you tell
me? Because I'm...

407
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,200
Because I was scared.

408
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,280
This is why I can't
be in the public eye.

409
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,839
This is fucked.
This is all fFucked.

410
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,000
I can't...

411
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,759
Sorry, what, you...

412
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,920
So...

413
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,760
Is this it? It's...

414
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,959
♪  Anyhow ♪
And I'm so grateful you love me

415
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,239
♪ I know that when
You look at me... ♪

416
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,800
Hey, Seamus.

417
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,999
Can I get a selfie?

418
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,799
Oh, yeah.

419
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,479
Hey!

420
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,600
Have a good daye.

421
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,519
♪ I trust You, Father

422
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,360
♪ I believe

423
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,799
♪ Woo!

424
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,039
♪ Your promises

425
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,159
♪ Are yes and amen

426
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,759
♪ And I believe

427
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,679
♪ You will do what you say

428
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,159
♪ My trust in you
Will not waiver

429
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,039
♪ My victory is guaranteed
Cause you remain the same

430
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,279
♪ No matter what comes my way

431
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,279
♪ Hallelujah anyhow 

432
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,679
♪ Until my night
turns to day... ♪